Things I Hate (Part ?)
Getting goosebumps right when you finish shaving. You’re going to either feel like you did a crappy job, or do it again and end up with terrible razor burn. Loser either way.
March 31, 2009
Things I Hate (Part... you know, I really need to clean these up soon)
When you’re enjoying a surprisingly awesome set of songs on shuffle - like really fantastic songs you’ve never paid attention to before - and it all goes to hell when Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad” starts playing. Sigh.
March 30, 2009
Things I Hate (Part... I'm not sure, I'll have to check)
Dreams that are so mundane they seem super realistic, like the one I had last night, where I found the missing earring I’ve been looking for. So realistic, in fact, that when I woke up I was pissed it wasn’t true.
March 30, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 19)
CAMEL CRICKETS.
I KNOW that they’re harmless and I KNOW that there’s nothing they can do to hurt me but that does NOT change the fact that they look like giant spiders and when you go to smoosh them they jump DIRECTLY AT YOUR FACE.
Every time dude. At the face. Every freaking time.
March 3, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 18)
When a few of your eyelashes get caught in your eyelash curler. Seriously, there is nothing more painful and detrimental to eye makeup application than unexpectedly ripping out some eyelashes.
March 3, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 17)
When it’s secretly declared national drive like an asshole day and I have the poor fortune of actually leaving for work on time that day, which means I have to deal with the assholes in all their morning rush hour glory.
Sigh. I forgot to mention that this morning.
February 24, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 16)
The fact that I am incapable of taking a level picture. When I take a picture of outside scenery stuff, without fail the horizon will be at a slight angle. Am I crooked?
February 24, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 15)
When you’re waiting for your hot chocolate to cool and you’re carefully sip-vacuuming the melty mini marshmallows off of the surface, and instead of just sucking in a little melty marshmallow, you accidentally get a marshmallow plus a mouthful of scalding hot liquid and burn the living crap out of your tongue.
February 23, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 14)
When you pull the hot chocolate packets apart, and one of them tears and gets hot chocolate powder everywhere.
It didn’t happen just now though, which actually means I should have tagged this with “things I love.”
February 23, 2009
Things I Hate (Part 13)
Women who OBVIOUSLY had to exert a lot of effort to get THAT MUCH PEE on the toilet seat.
February 17, 2009
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